They....it's complicated. They're old gods and goddesses that people made up back then to explain stuff. Like, if it was stormy out at sea, that meant that Poseidon was angry, the god of the sea, or whatever, you know. That sort of thing? Those gods didn't teleport or whatever like this?

[He's pretty sure considering all the shenanigans they caused (Zeus especially) that they probably didn't go around granting wishes everywhere all the time.]